MY Chicken Bone

So I founds the bestest ever chicken bone on my walks tonight, and Lady tooks it from me, and Lady said that a chicken bones is bad for dogs, and then she ate my chicken bone and wouldn't share. And I never get nothin' to eats around here, and I'm starving to death. People just don't understand that sometimes I gets really really hungry and I never gets nothin' goods to eat. And it was my chicken bone, and Lady ate it all herself, and then she bought Poppy a Big Mac, and One Guy always eats all my dog food with ketchup and he likes ketchup and that's hows you know I'm always telling the truth that I never get nothin' to eat. And I am just skin and bones, and if I look like I'm getting fatters from eating too much you're lying. And I can't wait for my friends from Barrington, Idaho to comes and visits and finally gives me somethin' to eats 'cause I nevers get anything to eat.