The Sneaky Arctic Fox

This is that sneaky old arctic fox that stealed Lady's Triscuits. And Lady was on the computer, and she was eating a Triscuits, and thens she got up to get her phones, and thens this sneaky little arctic fox jumped up on the chair, and thens it grabbed all of Lady's Triscuits, and it skulked off. I sawed the whole thing. And arctic foxes are white, and I'm brown, that's hows I know it wasn't me, 'cause I'm brown.

And Lady tolds One Guy that I stoled all her Triscuits. You knows, sometimes Lady makes things up. And afters the arctic fox ate all the Triscuits, she took a nap. And it wasn't me, 'cause I'm brown.