The Sneaky Arctic Fox

This is that sneaky old arctic fox that stealed Lady's Triscuits. And Lady was on the computer, and she was eating a Triscuits, and thens she got up to get her phones, and thens this sneaky little arctic fox jumped up on the chair, and thens it grabbed all of Lady's Triscuits, and it skulked off. I sawed the whole thing. And arctic foxes are white, and I'm brown, that's hows I know it wasn't me, 'cause I'm brown.

And Lady tolds One Guy that I stoled all her Triscuits. You knows, sometimes Lady makes things up. And afters the arctic fox ate all the Triscuits, she took a nap. And it wasn't me, 'cause I'm brown.

EVERYTHINGS I knows

This is my new super fun diary. I hads to get a new diary 'cause I filled up my old one with all the funs stuffs I know, and then also I chewed it mostly up. I didn't knows it was mine when I chewed it up, I thought the book was someone's who I won't mention, 'cept they leave me at home alone sometimes and it makes me really really mads!!

Anyways, I'm going to write in it every single day for the rests of my life, and I'm going to write down everything I knows. But I needs a new pen first, 'cause Poppy chewed up every single pencil and pens in the house, 'cept maybe it was me. Buts the 'portant things is that I needs a new pen. I like purple glitter pens, they tastes goods, I mean they writes really really good.

Cheer Pies Act and the Kite House Dog

I don't know why Poppy wants for to live in the Kite House so much with Oballama and have pear shakes so darn much, anyways! I love Poppy so very very much! If she goes and leaves to the Kites House, I'll be sads forever and ever and I'll really miss her really really lots.

Anyways, she would hate its guts living in the Kite House 'cause, well duh!, she really really really hates kites! Kites is bagainst the Cheer Pies Act thingy that Poppy keeps talkings about ALL THE TIME. And I know she hates the kites, 'cause we saws one at the park once, and Poppy said a swear word!! And then she barked her head off until she went insane.

Shakes taste good.

Poppy is kinda mads lately, 'cause she says she never gets a shakes, and I guess she really likes a shakes a lote. I think she wants a pear shake, but I'm nots really sure, 'cause Poppy kinda mumbles when she's mopey and mad. Anyways, it sounded like she's saying "I never gets a Pear Shake." I guess Poppy has a BFF named Oballama who was gonna gives her a Pear Shakes, but then he moved to the Kite House and tooks his shake machine with him. And Poppy is mads.

So, Poppy was saying hows she never gets a Pear Shake, and then I thought I want a shake too. But not Pears. That sound gross, and I'll eat just about anything. I think I want strawberry, 'cause it's pink and yummy and tastes really really good and it's pink. And I do gets a strawberry shake every night just befores I go to bed. And shakes tastes really really good. And I told Poppy she could haves some of my shakes, and she told me I was getting fat, and to shut up, and then she tried to bite me. So I just only shared my shakes with George and Mabel and they's live with me all the time and plays with me everyday and we're BFFs forever and evers.

And so I'm so happy and I wake up really so happy every single morning and thens I go lick everyone in the whole wide house and wake them up and they like it and feels happys.

The end!! <3