It looks like you need another friend!

Hi, my nickname is "little friend". I'm writing a blog entry today for Bibby. I always see Bibby and Poppy going for a walk with their people. I live on the second floor, and when I hear them coming I get so excited! I pop my head out really fast in between the blinds, so I can see my friends out the window. It bugs my people a little, cause the blinds are all bent and stuff where I pop my head out of them. It pretty much looks like this:

So anyways, the other day, I popped my little head through those blinds and said to those friends Bibby and Poppy: "Hey, do you guys need another friend? 'Cause it looks like you need another friend to me. I'm pretty sure you're supposed to have 3."

And then I added, "It's ok if go out; I have a note from my people. It says: "Please let little friend go on a walk with you, 'cause it looks like you need another friend down there and you're supposed to have 3 friends. Please come up and get little friend because we can't bring him down 'cause we're asleep."

And that's really what the note said, and it was a real note from my people; it wasn't dog poo smeared on an IKEA recipt. It was a real note.

I'm little friend, and I pop my head out through the blinds whenever friends walk by, and I have a note from my people. Thank you for reading my blog.

The BEST walk ever!

Cause today was the worser day ever and then it was especially the bestest day ever. And Lady and one guy never tooked me on a walks ever, and but then they taked me on a walks and it was the best walks ever. And here’s the picture of me and Poppy in the car on the way to the walks and I seed a birds and some guy on the sidewalk smelled really good but he had a weird limp, and it made me feel funny inside, cause he smelled like way good barf in our parking lot on Sunday morning, and teacher told us not to make fun cause he probably doesn’t have a house or nothing and then I killed a dinasore and it was at the park butcept maybe it was a squirrel but it got away and Poppy fell in LOL!. Cause lady said we could have a drinks and then we went to the temple and got drinks and Poppy fell in LOL! And then Poppy said words that Andy Brown’s dad said and Andy Brown said it too in school cause his dad said it first and teacher got him in way trouble and you’re specially not supposed to say it at the temple grounds.

Juab County Report

Yeahs,, like late last night Mabel called me, and she was just finishing her reports on Sanpete County and thens she asked if I was all dones with my report on the Juab County, and I didn't do it yets 'cause Lady keeps chewing up all my pens.

Ands thens I did it really fast, I mean really goods, and thens I gots a "F" on my report on Juab County, mostly 'cause I put a volcano on my relief map, and also I didn't knows the County Seat. And teacher says there's not any volcanoes in Juab County and teacher says there's was only volcanoes in Utah in the dinosaurs time and I saids, "yeahs, you would know."

And thens I gots detention. Ands it was more funs, 'cause way lots of my friends were there. And this way cute Weimaraner named Justin was there, and he gived me a note that said "I think your plume is cute. Do you like me? Yes or No. Circle one." And it was fun. I loves school!!!

Weimaraners are cute :)

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The Sneaky Arctic Fox

This is that sneaky old arctic fox that stealed Lady's Triscuits. And Lady was on the computer, and she was eating a Triscuits, and thens she got up to get her phones, and thens this sneaky little arctic fox jumped up on the chair, and thens it grabbed all of Lady's Triscuits, and it skulked off. I sawed the whole thing. And arctic foxes are white, and I'm brown, that's hows I know it wasn't me, 'cause I'm brown.

And Lady tolds One Guy that I stoled all her Triscuits. You knows, sometimes Lady makes things up. And afters the arctic fox ate all the Triscuits, she took a nap. And it wasn't me, 'cause I'm brown.

EVERYTHINGS I knows

This is my new super fun diary. I hads to get a new diary 'cause I filled up my old one with all the funs stuffs I know, and then also I chewed it mostly up. I didn't knows it was mine when I chewed it up, I thought the book was someone's who I won't mention, 'cept they leave me at home alone sometimes and it makes me really really mads!!

Anyways, I'm going to write in it every single day for the rests of my life, and I'm going to write down everything I knows. But I needs a new pen first, 'cause Poppy chewed up every single pencil and pens in the house, 'cept maybe it was me. Buts the 'portant things is that I needs a new pen. I like purple glitter pens, they tastes goods, I mean they writes really really good.

Cheer Pies Act and the Kite House Dog

I don't know why Poppy wants for to live in the Kite House so much with Oballama and have pear shakes so darn much, anyways! I love Poppy so very very much! If she goes and leaves to the Kites House, I'll be sads forever and ever and I'll really miss her really really lots.

Anyways, she would hate its guts living in the Kite House 'cause, well duh!, she really really really hates kites! Kites is bagainst the Cheer Pies Act thingy that Poppy keeps talkings about ALL THE TIME. And I know she hates the kites, 'cause we saws one at the park once, and Poppy said a swear word!! And then she barked her head off until she went insane.

Shakes taste good.

Poppy is kinda mads lately, 'cause she says she never gets a shakes, and I guess she really likes a shakes a lote. I think she wants a pear shake, but I'm nots really sure, 'cause Poppy kinda mumbles when she's mopey and mad. Anyways, it sounded like she's saying "I never gets a Pear Shake." I guess Poppy has a BFF named Oballama who was gonna gives her a Pear Shakes, but then he moved to the Kite House and tooks his shake machine with him. And Poppy is mads.

So, Poppy was saying hows she never gets a Pear Shake, and then I thought I want a shake too. But not Pears. That sound gross, and I'll eat just about anything. I think I want strawberry, 'cause it's pink and yummy and tastes really really good and it's pink. And I do gets a strawberry shake every night just befores I go to bed. And shakes tastes really really good. And I told Poppy she could haves some of my shakes, and she told me I was getting fat, and to shut up, and then she tried to bite me. So I just only shared my shakes with George and Mabel and they's live with me all the time and plays with me everyday and we're BFFs forever and evers.

And so I'm so happy and I wake up really so happy every single morning and thens I go lick everyone in the whole wide house and wake them up and they like it and feels happys.

The end!! <3

It's Spring! It's games!

It's a springs now! I loves a spring so very very very much! It's games! It's ways funner games than winter games, buts winter games is still so fun, but not as so much more funs as a springs. And Lady and One Guy like a springs too lots.

They two like a spring 'cause they takes me's and Poppy on a walks, thens me's and Poppy's smelling way good funner smells from alls our BFF dog friends, but it only just looks lots like we's are smelling the pretty fresh new a springs green grass.

But, in a winters, they can tell 'zactly whats we's stickin' our little snouts in 'cause it's yellow snows and theys shout way loud, "Ew, gross Bibby!!"


I don't really know whats they mean, but I'm pretty sure it's games!!

Less than three! <3 BFFs

Taking a naps

These is somes pictures of me's taking a naps. Peoples always says that I look like a piglet when I'm taking a naps and these are me's and I looks like a piglet. And I'm taking a naps.

Ree-in-carrot-natered

This is me's and Poppy playing befores we's was ree-in-carrot-natered to be's Schipperkees. We's was Chows back thens. I knew way funner games than that back thens too.

My Friend George

This is a picture that looks 'zactly likes my friend George. He is reallys cute and ways funner. He likes ice cubes, and to more chase squirrels lots. I kills all birds, and he always kills the squirrels, 'cept we don't really 'cause we can't catch 'em but we try and we chase squirrel and birds.

And I sent George a real live dead squirrel in the mail for BFFs, and it was stuffed not real. And me and George boths like MAX and Noe-Ahhh. And we both haves Green Hippo. And Poppy doesn't like George, 'cause George is a leaner, and Poppy gets mad of all leaners and leaners bug Poppy and One Guy leaner-ed on Poppy by accidents and Poppy went all Snappy Beams.

Me and George boths have way cute hair, ands that's mosted 'portant to be way funner cute.

Funners and Not Funners

We went to the Park yesterdays. It was me and Poppy and Lady and One Guy and we went to the Park. Ands we went to the more funners Park that has ponds and ducks. Thens whens we was right by the pond, I saw the ducks like this:

And thens I was all like this:

And thens I jumped in the ponds, 'cause I hads my way longer leash on, and I swam really hards to killeration all the ducks, but then Those One Guys wouldn't let me go. (You know, sometimes I thinks I would be betters off without them on walks, 'cause whens I try to catch all birds, Lady and One Guy can't keep up and the birds all get away.)

Anyways, the pond was way good and looked really funner like this:

And ponds alwayses makes me smells way gooder smells like this:

But I think Those One Guyses was mad 'cause theys didn't smell way gooder like me, and theys can't swim goods to get ducks.

So thens we gets back to our Cave where we're always The Pack. And thens the worsted happened, and I got a NFB which means a Not Funner Bath and it's not funner at all. And I looked just like this. And it's way more funners to swim in the pond than to get an NFB.

Helping

This is a picture of me helping afters The Pack moved to a new fun place. And I was helping LOTS and someone said that I wasn't helping, that I just dumped out boxes looking for my Hanna Montana Diary and my purple glitter pen, and then took a nap. And that kind of hurt my feelings, but I won't mention who hurt my feelings, but it rhymes with "Boppy Tainzer". Sometimes I gets my feelings hurt, but I always feel better after I catch a couple of winks.

Helping One Guy Drive

This is a picture of me helping One Guy drive. He really likes it when I help. He pretty much can't drive very goods unless I help him. Someone said that I'm being a bossy driver in this picture, and it kind of hurt my feelings, 'cause I wasn't bossing, I was helping. I'm not bossy! I'm not going to mention any names 'bouts who it was, but his name starts with "M" and then next there's an "A" and the last letter is an "X", and he called me bossy driver.

Mr. The Tube

This iz a ways good friend who taughts me lots of funner games!!

Movie Night

Tonight I watched a really fun movie with those ones guys. It was about a Princess, and she met a cute boy, and theys eats treats together. And it was abouts friends, too. I like shows about making friends, and games, and treats. But I think I fell asleep fors just a minute, and thens there was a monster-dragon on the show, and it was scary. So, I think I'm gonna go gets my Hanna Montana blanket, and thens go sleep with Lady and One Guy for tonight, justs in case Poppy gets scared, 'cause sometimes Poppy gets scared after a scary movie-LOL!!