Funners and Not Funners

We went to the Park yesterdays. It was me and Poppy and Lady and One Guy and we went to the Park. Ands we went to the more funners Park that has ponds and ducks. Thens whens we was right by the pond, I saw the ducks like this:

And thens I was all like this:

And thens I jumped in the ponds, 'cause I hads my way longer leash on, and I swam really hards to killeration all the ducks, but then Those One Guys wouldn't let me go. (You know, sometimes I thinks I would be betters off without them on walks, 'cause whens I try to catch all birds, Lady and One Guy can't keep up and the birds all get away.)

Anyways, the pond was way good and looked really funner like this:

And ponds alwayses makes me smells way gooder smells like this:

But I think Those One Guyses was mad 'cause theys didn't smell way gooder like me, and theys can't swim goods to get ducks.

So thens we gets back to our Cave where we're always The Pack. And thens the worsted happened, and I got a NFB which means a Not Funner Bath and it's not funner at all. And I looked just like this. And it's way more funners to swim in the pond than to get an NFB.