My Friend George

This is a picture that looks 'zactly likes my friend George. He is reallys cute and ways funner. He likes ice cubes, and to more chase squirrels lots. I kills all birds, and he always kills the squirrels, 'cept we don't really 'cause we can't catch 'em but we try and we chase squirrel and birds.

And I sent George a real live dead squirrel in the mail for BFFs, and it was stuffed not real. And me and George boths like MAX and Noe-Ahhh. And we both haves Green Hippo. And Poppy doesn't like George, 'cause George is a leaner, and Poppy gets mad of all leaners and leaners bug Poppy and One Guy leaner-ed on Poppy by accidents and Poppy went all Snappy Beams.

Me and George boths have way cute hair, ands that's mosted 'portant to be way funner cute.

Funners and Not Funners

We went to the Park yesterdays. It was me and Poppy and Lady and One Guy and we went to the Park. Ands we went to the more funners Park that has ponds and ducks. Thens whens we was right by the pond, I saw the ducks like this:

And thens I was all like this:

And thens I jumped in the ponds, 'cause I hads my way longer leash on, and I swam really hards to killeration all the ducks, but then Those One Guys wouldn't let me go. (You know, sometimes I thinks I would be betters off without them on walks, 'cause whens I try to catch all birds, Lady and One Guy can't keep up and the birds all get away.)

Anyways, the pond was way good and looked really funner like this:

And ponds alwayses makes me smells way gooder smells like this:

But I think Those One Guyses was mad 'cause theys didn't smell way gooder like me, and theys can't swim goods to get ducks.

So thens we gets back to our Cave where we're always The Pack. And thens the worsted happened, and I got a NFB which means a Not Funner Bath and it's not funner at all. And I looked just like this. And it's way more funners to swim in the pond than to get an NFB.

Helping

This is a picture of me helping afters The Pack moved to a new fun place. And I was helping LOTS and someone said that I wasn't helping, that I just dumped out boxes looking for my Hanna Montana Diary and my purple glitter pen, and then took a nap. And that kind of hurt my feelings, but I won't mention who hurt my feelings, but it rhymes with "Boppy Tainzer". Sometimes I gets my feelings hurt, but I always feel better after I catch a couple of winks.

Helping One Guy Drive

This is a picture of me helping One Guy drive. He really likes it when I help. He pretty much can't drive very goods unless I help him. Someone said that I'm being a bossy driver in this picture, and it kind of hurt my feelings, 'cause I wasn't bossing, I was helping. I'm not bossy! I'm not going to mention any names 'bouts who it was, but his name starts with "M" and then next there's an "A" and the last letter is an "X", and he called me bossy driver.

Mr. The Tube

This iz a ways good friend who taughts me lots of funner games!!

Movie Night

Tonight I watched a really fun movie with those ones guys. It was about a Princess, and she met a cute boy, and theys eats treats together. And it was abouts friends, too. I like shows about making friends, and games, and treats. But I think I fell asleep fors just a minute, and thens there was a monster-dragon on the show, and it was scary. So, I think I'm gonna go gets my Hanna Montana blanket, and thens go sleep with Lady and One Guy for tonight, justs in case Poppy gets scared, 'cause sometimes Poppy gets scared after a scary movie-LOL!!