Dear Diary

Dear Diary,
8/14/2010
Todays Max and the other Max lefts for Hawaii Island, and we had a way funner party before they left, and everybody hads 22 butterfingers and it was so fun and they'll be back from the Island at Christmas. I think that's tomorrow. Yey!

Dear Diary,
8/15/2010
Max and Ben and the Rollins Stones and Boah never came back from the North Pole yet, and I'm really really mad because they tooks all my Butterfingers and 22 KittyKats candy bars and they were mine and they took them and sometimes I get really really hungry and there's nothin' for me to eat. This is the worst Christmas evers!

Dear Diary,
8/16/2010
Poppy says that the guy with the hot dog and the other guy with the hot dog can't ever come back because Jaws is swimming around the Island and they are scared of Jaws the shark. And I'm really really scared of Jaws because Poppy says that sharks will get you when you haves an Not Funners Bath. I'm gonna go gets my Twilight Team Jacob blanket and go sleep with Lady and One Guy so they won't be scared of the Jaws.

Dear Diary,
8/17/2010
Poppy got grounded for telling me all abouts Jaws the great bite shark. Lady says that Poppy is on thin ice. Poppy is really mad at me. I feel sad. Nobody has evers liked me in my whole life but 'cept Noah and Kim and Kim's One Guy. I wish they were on thin ice too, so I could see them and get my Butterfingers back.

Dear Diary,
8/18/2010
I don't think my friends are ever coming back from Idaho never evers. They lefts to go to Idaho 'cause Lady always eats everything and never shares with anybody and she ate all of the 22 Butterfingers so all those ones nice guys went to Idaho and they're never coming back because Lady pigged all of the Butterfingers.