Ways, Ways, Ways Funner Things!!
OK, somes 'portant rules to remembers about making the chewing it up game way funner:
1. Chews up the stuffs your peoples really really loves, likes when they holds something all the times and ignores you for their stupid 'puter games or books or pods and stuff.
2. If your lady or guy says, "this is really expensive; lets put it up high wheres Trilby can't get it," thens that means its good to chews up. Watch your people all the time, 'cause sooner or laters they's will leave that "expensive" fun toy where you can get it.
3. Watch what your people takes with them when they leave you home all alone all days long. They takes things like glasses, shoes, briefcases, purses, and wallets. If you chews up all these things, your peoples can't go to work, and they will stay home and play with you all day. Really, they will. And you won't gets in trouble, either. So do it!! Yay! Chew it up game!!
