MY Chicken Bone

So I founds the bestest ever chicken bone on my walks tonight, and Lady tooks it from me, and Lady said that a chicken bones is bad for dogs, and then she ate my chicken bone and wouldn't share. And I never get nothin' to eats around here, and I'm starving to death. People just don't understand that sometimes I gets really really hungry and I never gets nothin' goods to eat. And it was my chicken bone, and Lady ate it all herself, and then she bought Poppy a Big Mac, and One Guy always eats all my dog food with ketchup and he likes ketchup and that's hows you know I'm always telling the truth that I never get nothin' to eat. And I am just skin and bones, and if I look like I'm getting fatters from eating too much you're lying. And I can't wait for my friends from Barrington, Idaho to comes and visits and finally gives me somethin' to eats 'cause I nevers get anything to eat.

It looks like you need another friend!

Hi, my nickname is "little friend". I'm writing a blog entry today for Bibby. I always see Bibby and Poppy going for a walk with their people. I live on the second floor, and when I hear them coming I get so excited! I pop my head out really fast in between the blinds, so I can see my friends out the window. It bugs my people a little, cause the blinds are all bent and stuff where I pop my head out of them. It pretty much looks like this:

So anyways, the other day, I popped my little head through those blinds and said to those friends Bibby and Poppy: "Hey, do you guys need another friend? 'Cause it looks like you need another friend to me. I'm pretty sure you're supposed to have 3."

And then I added, "It's ok if go out; I have a note from my people. It says: "Please let little friend go on a walk with you, 'cause it looks like you need another friend down there and you're supposed to have 3 friends. Please come up and get little friend because we can't bring him down 'cause we're asleep."

And that's really what the note said, and it was a real note from my people; it wasn't dog poo smeared on an IKEA recipt. It was a real note.

I'm little friend, and I pop my head out through the blinds whenever friends walk by, and I have a note from my people. Thank you for reading my blog.

The BEST walk ever!

Cause today was the worser day ever and then it was especially the bestest day ever. And Lady and one guy never tooked me on a walks ever, and but then they taked me on a walks and it was the best walks ever. And here’s the picture of me and Poppy in the car on the way to the walks and I seed a birds and some guy on the sidewalk smelled really good but he had a weird limp, and it made me feel funny inside, cause he smelled like way good barf in our parking lot on Sunday morning, and teacher told us not to make fun cause he probably doesn’t have a house or nothing and then I killed a dinasore and it was at the park butcept maybe it was a squirrel but it got away and Poppy fell in LOL!. Cause lady said we could have a drinks and then we went to the temple and got drinks and Poppy fell in LOL! And then Poppy said words that Andy Brown’s dad said and Andy Brown said it too in school cause his dad said it first and teacher got him in way trouble and you’re specially not supposed to say it at the temple grounds.

Juab County Report

Yeahs,, like late last night Mabel called me, and she was just finishing her reports on Sanpete County and thens she asked if I was all dones with my report on the Juab County, and I didn't do it yets 'cause Lady keeps chewing up all my pens.

Ands thens I did it really fast, I mean really goods, and thens I gots a "F" on my report on Juab County, mostly 'cause I put a volcano on my relief map, and also I didn't knows the County Seat. And teacher says there's not any volcanoes in Juab County and teacher says there's was only volcanoes in Utah in the dinosaurs time and I saids, "yeahs, you would know."

And thens I gots detention. Ands it was more funs, 'cause way lots of my friends were there. And this way cute Weimaraner named Justin was there, and he gived me a note that said "I think your plume is cute. Do you like me? Yes or No. Circle one." And it was fun. I loves school!!!

Weimaraners are cute :)

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The Sneaky Arctic Fox

This is that sneaky old arctic fox that stealed Lady's Triscuits. And Lady was on the computer, and she was eating a Triscuits, and thens she got up to get her phones, and thens this sneaky little arctic fox jumped up on the chair, and thens it grabbed all of Lady's Triscuits, and it skulked off. I sawed the whole thing. And arctic foxes are white, and I'm brown, that's hows I know it wasn't me, 'cause I'm brown.

And Lady tolds One Guy that I stoled all her Triscuits. You knows, sometimes Lady makes things up. And afters the arctic fox ate all the Triscuits, she took a nap. And it wasn't me, 'cause I'm brown.

EVERYTHINGS I knows

This is my new super fun diary. I hads to get a new diary 'cause I filled up my old one with all the funs stuffs I know, and then also I chewed it mostly up. I didn't knows it was mine when I chewed it up, I thought the book was someone's who I won't mention, 'cept they leave me at home alone sometimes and it makes me really really mads!!

Anyways, I'm going to write in it every single day for the rests of my life, and I'm going to write down everything I knows. But I needs a new pen first, 'cause Poppy chewed up every single pencil and pens in the house, 'cept maybe it was me. Buts the 'portant things is that I needs a new pen. I like purple glitter pens, they tastes goods, I mean they writes really really good.

Cheer Pies Act and the Kite House Dog

I don't know why Poppy wants for to live in the Kite House so much with Oballama and have pear shakes so darn much, anyways! I love Poppy so very very much! If she goes and leaves to the Kites House, I'll be sads forever and ever and I'll really miss her really really lots.

Anyways, she would hate its guts living in the Kite House 'cause, well duh!, she really really really hates kites! Kites is bagainst the Cheer Pies Act thingy that Poppy keeps talkings about ALL THE TIME. And I know she hates the kites, 'cause we saws one at the park once, and Poppy said a swear word!! And then she barked her head off until she went insane.